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gillythegoodewitch:

Remember when my furchild was really fat? Don’t feed your babies human food.

Really missing her fluffy face <3

caelas:

girls are so hot???? like i see a hot girl every 2 seconds.  and a hot guy about every 2 weeks.  and even then i’m wary because he might end up yelling something rude at me or making a rape joke or something

(via ohjeeeze)

I feel like something crawled in the back of my throat and started trying to claw it’s way out. And my right ear is ringing. 10/10 would pay another $50 to see Parmalee and Jake Owen again. 8/10 would consider TC3. I got beer spilled on me enough times I could afford to buy one. Now for 4 more concerts in the next 10 days. #FAIRWEEK

#daysofgoldtour #iwirelesscenter

@barefootjake #daysofgoldtour #iwirelesscenter

#jakeowen #daysofgoldtour #iwirelesscenter
galacticmimi:


Every time I see a post about hymens and virginity, I need to say this and reiterate it and just make everyone understand:
your first time is not supposed to hurt
your first time is not supposed to hurt
your first time is not supposed to hurt
IT IS NOT A REQUIREMENT TO BLEED FOR YOUR FIRST TIME
REASONS YOU MIGHT BLEED FOR YOUR FIRST TIME:
Not enough lubrication.
Not enough preparation.
Not enough foreplay.
Your partner is a giant dicksplash.
TIPS AND HINTS FOR YOUR FIRST TIME THAT I WISH I HAD:
LUBE IS YOUR VERY BEST FRIEND! Yes the vagina secretes a fluid that can act as a natural lubricant but that is not enough for vaginal sex. And for some women (like myself), they do not secrete nearly enough for even penetration, let alone sex. THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS TOO MUCH LUBE.
FOREPLAY, FOREPLAY, FOREPLAY!!! You want to be good and turned on, like super turned on, coz the more you’re aroused, the more pliant and warm your vagina is going to be, and it’s more likely to allow a dick in without tearing. Like even when you’re giving birth, doctors nowadays will actually massage the outer rim of your vagina so that everything loosens up and allows A FUCKING BABY TO BE BORN WITHOUT TEARING YOU.
PREPARATION (WHICH IS SOMEWHAT RELATED TO FOREPLAY)!!!! If you have never had anything in your vagina before, you’re probs gonna need a couple fingers in there to help you loosen up. This can easily be tied into foreplay.
A GENTLE, UNDERSTANDING LOVER WHO KNOWS AND RESPECTS THE ABOVE HINTS!!!! You don’t have to be in love with the person you first have sex with, but it should be someone who respects you and your boundaries!!! Before having sex with someone, explain to them these things and your masturbatory experience, your wants and needs. If they don’t respect that THEY HAVE NO RIGHT TO BE ANYWHERE NEAR YOUR VAGINA.
Basically it comes down to this: if your partner says “it’s normal to bleed the first time,” sit him (or her) down and talk to them about what actually happens and how it’s supposed to go. If they respect that, cool. If they don’t, fuck ‘em. Actually no, don’t fuck them, dump their ass and find someone who doesn’t subscribe to the belief that anything as lovely and intimate as your first time having sex has to hurt.
This is a basic patriarchal myth to both scare women from having sex, as well as contribute to the laziness of men in terms of making sex enjoyable for their female partners.
Sex never has to hurt. And don’t you dare let anyone tell you that it fucking has to.
If you have health problems that legitimately make vaginal intercourse hurt, there are a billion other things you can do with your partner, and you should communicate your health issues to every single partner. Again, if they respect that, rock on. If they don’t, tell them ‘adios’ and leave the bedroom.
even more information about the hymen

My boyfriend at the time accused me of not being a virgin when we first had sex because I didn’t bleed. He actually made me feel bad and doubt myself that because it didn’t bleed, I hadn’t properly ‘Lost my virginity’. Now at 21, I know that’s all complete bullshit, but I hate the fact that we have this wankstain of a myth in the first place! (and my ex was a dick)
darkified:

Forme d’Expression SS14

heathicorn:

apparently some guy named mark was trying to tell my mom he needed to speak with my dad about any financial transactions my mom was making because he was the man of the house and she did not take kindly to his implying that my dad was the primary breadwinner/person in charge in our family so

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fucknofetishization:

themebloge:

Deactivated Theme:
makes it look like you’ve deleted your blog or it doesnt exist and basically mirrors the actual page youd get if you had. its ideal if youve changed you url and dont want people to find you (thats why IM using it) or any other reason 
If you want to make it realistic: be sure to change your icon to this picture (dw about sizing it will fit) and make your blog title “Not Found.”
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hey this is actual useful for those who want to avoid people who harass them or follow them to harass them like porn blogs

hedgehog-goulash7:

preludes-and-prufrock:

awwdish:

thestraggletag:

thestraggletag:

submariet:

VAN EYCK

I lost it at the end.

Okay, I had to check out the Van Eyck thing. I was a bit in denial because, come on, every single person can’t look like President Putin!

There are no words to describe how wrong I was.

Reblogging this for my art history class this semester

buwhahaha

The art historian in me had to reblog this.

(Source: cheekygeekymonkey, via amber-getta)

I GET TO SEE JAKE OWEN, PARMALEE, AND THE CADILLAC THREE TONIGHT WHAT THE FUCK DO I WEAR I’M TOO TIRED TO THINK

Still I can&#8217;t explain our July in the rain &lt;3 #youscareme #a

You can’t remain in neutral forever. Something is going to change and you are going to break. I will not let it go until you break. You know as well as I do. You can not run. You can not lie. I may be out of practice now, but we both know I’m better. 

I am running out of options here. I don’t like bending rules, but I also don’t like being put in a place where I have to bend them. If you won’t give, I will take. You owe me this one.